When Wonder Native isn't spooning with other men, he is hanging out with his girlfriend, who in reality, isn't actually a girl, but a dude in disguise of whom spoons with sweaty men every night.
Wonder Native's race is currently unknown, with many speculations that he is Mexican, however, due to recent events, we have noticed that he is the stereotypical Native, and has been known to show that through his class work (Being a tree for drama).
Wonder Native is a fat bitch, also a retard for trying to be cool. He does drugs and along with that he is many things:
A) A future pedophile
B) A White Supremacist(even though he's not white) and finally;
C) Douche bag.
He enjoys combing his hair with a pork chop, which is why it has the greasy luster we all see each day. Although the pork chop would be a better choice, Wonder Native chooses to eat his own feelings, most of which are ones of insecurity with his homosexuality. On a good day you will find him shoving dildos in his ass while moaning McBitch's name and watching videos of bowling and Judo on YouTube.
Wonder Native's Beautiful Girlfriend.As you can see from the picture on the right there, his "girlfriend" is nothing more than Physeter macrocephalus, or a sperm whale as she is more commonly known due to her ability to swallow gallons upon gallons of semen in one sitting.
History of Wonder Native
In grade 4 it is known that he showed about twenty people his dick as he was walking home from school.He removed his pants and screamed like a madman at everyone.
How many Cocks he can handle at Once
It is written that Wonder Native can funnel up to 13 horse penises in his rectum at one time. This however is disputed by homosexuals and zoophiles around the globe. His friend, Matt, however can vouch for this feat of incredible homosexuality.